Global Warming Edit Meaning

1.

continuing increase in the average temperature of the air and the oceans

If we cannot reverse global warming, how long before we run out of party ice?

See increase, temperature, air, continue, yorrick hunt

2.

After global cooling did not pan out, this was created.

No, we really mean it this time!

3.

The thing that you blame all of your problems on.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your biology assignment last night?

Student: Global Warming.

Woman: Why weren't you home yesterday?

Man: Global Warming

See global, blame, problems, hot

4.

Made up by scientists and Al Gore to make you act like idiots, into wasting less energy and making less pollution. They also try to make people believe that the world is getting warming, all because of us.

Global warming is for greeen freaks who think they can save the world.

See global, stupid

5.

The worldwide phenomena of mockingly referring to snowfall as "Global Warming."

We had six inches of global warming last night and I have to shovel it off my driveway.

6.

A term which really means "warming of the northern hemisphere" since the southern hemisphere is cooling. And during the 1970's, when the media was hyping an ice age, it really was an ice age of the northern hemisphere, since the southern hemisphere was getting much warmer in the 70's. It seems the whole problem is due to the fact that most people live in the northern hemisphere so whatever that hemisphere does, they call it "global." Right now, arctic ice is melting and antacrtic ice is growing. Mars does this all the time, sometimes it has a polar ice cap on the north, and sometimes on the south. Earth does the same thing, but idiots like Al Gore don't know this.

Global warming of the earth right now.

See global, northern, hemisphere, gore

7.

If I hear the term "Go Green!" one more time I will rip my hair out. Remember back in the '70s, when they said there was going to be a huge ice age? Hmmm, look what happened. There wasn't an ice age. Remember back in 2009 when all the democrats and uneducated idiots got all hyped up about global warming and all of the polar bears dying and the world eventually coming to an end? What a bunch of ignorant followers, eh?

I'll be laughing in your face when global warming proves to be a natural thing and nothing out of the ordinary happens.

See idiots, waste of time, democrats, lol