Globat

What is Globat?

The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.

Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall

Jerkin' The Gerkin'

1. vigorously masturbate i jerk the gerkin' everyday..

Slacker-tude

1. A combination of slacker and attitude, these often appear together in one emotional package Even with her work unfinished, she still ma..

Grape Turd

1. A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds. I went to a port-a-potty at the race to tak..

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