Globat

What is Globat?

The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.

Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall

Umbilical Dump

1. It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult chil..

Pixel Counting

1. The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work. Yea I missed the big catastrophe at work today as I was too busy pix..

Douchenheimer

1. the captain of the douches: used as a spiteful, under the breathe remark when you have been bested by a real douche bag. Person 1: You..

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