Globat

What is Globat?

The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.

Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall

Ivan-chao

1. someone you call an ivana.. someone who tells his siblings lies to hate someone someone who takes diaries from girls to flirt... some..

Jack Knife

1. farting while holding ones leg creating a very loud fart. Wow that jack knife was sOoOoOo loud!!1 See jackknife..

Zitha

1. a homo, a faker that homo wanted me to shit in his mouth, instead i took his car and try to drove it up the ass. didnt fit. keep trying..

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