Globat

What is Globat?

The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.

Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall

Jeraldine

1. A term when really really drunk and red like a tomato. Look at me, I just drank 4235.3 shots... I'm such a jeraldine. See jeraldi..

Jigar Baby

1. A medium-size brown male with nice sideburns. Yous a Jigga baby, but how dumb is you? Jigar Baby See jigar, baby, jigga, brown, sidebu..

Vounce

1. Typo entered by a person bouncing so much that they cannot type coherantly. Moof vounced enthusiastically..

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