Globber Edit Meaning

1.

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-

dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal

tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete

Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise

made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he

has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.

Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and

he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or

speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of

opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon

Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its

microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary

omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of

something which is floopy".

The mattress globbered.

2.

Disgusting, viscous fluid such as the saliva that collects around an active mastiff's mouth, semen, snot, or other similar substances. Can also be used as a verb meaning to produce globber or to deposit globber.

Fido's mouth is covered in globber. Fido globbers too much. Don't globber on me, Fido.

See slobber, goop, slime, snot, gunk, ISE

3.

Someone who whilst they are pregnant, likes to lick the globby discharge from their panties.

Globber: "Oh once when I was pregnant, I had this clear globby discharge leaking out of my gash. So I decided to lick it!" Stunned Person: "Ewww! WTF YOU SICK BITCH? What did it taste like?" Globber: Like piss and baby shit"

See globber, katie, glober

4.

Short for Globbermonster. A very large mishaped person.

Bret is a globber because he is 7 ft. tall and weighs 400 lbs, and lies alot.

5.

A person who leaves toothpaste globs in the bathroom sink, on the bathroom towels and even gets a glob on the shower curtain every once in a while.

I have to wash the bathroom sink frequently because my boyfriend is a globber.

See Amy

6.

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-

dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running. Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or speculative sense

"I globber for you."

See your name here