What is Globey?
1.
A character from Pee-wee's Playhouse. Globey was a talking Globe with eyes, a rather large nose, a toothless mouth, two arms and no legs. He spoke with a French accent and often helped Pee-wee out with "worldly" information, such as foreign languages and geography.
Globey: And that's how you play the Geography Game!
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2.
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Also a synonym for assclown.
see assclown
This guy really thought he knew USC football, but he was a fraud and just turned out to be my mechanic at the Jify Lube. What a globey
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