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When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and..
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sneeze good and hard and when you sneeze a good portion of mucus comes flying out, but your mouth is shut, and as you inhale to sneeze a..
