What is Glockenspiel?
1.
It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.
2.
a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible
GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!
Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.
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3.
Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world
Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse
4.
The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.
"I played that
biatch like a glockenspiel"
5.
something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken
i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel
6.
a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water
The glockenspiel ran across the road.