What is Glocktopus?
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Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.
Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.
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Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.
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Someone who's acting like a complete douche bag. Also used in a derogatory sense towards ass-pilots like Elton John (gay people u r..