What is Gloknor?
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Any day of the workweek taken as a sick day so that one may dish out multiple self abuse (penis pounding) sessions between the hours of nine (after the wife has gone to work)and five
(before the wife returns from work). Usually results in calluses and or blisters on both the hand and phallus.
Ed: "Hey, Bill. Are you ready for the big presentation tomorrow"
Bill "I'm not feeling to well actually, Ed. I think I might be coming down with something"
Ed: "I hear the flu is going around"
Bill: "Oh yeah? I think I might be struck with a near fatal case of it sometime in the very near future, tomorrow maybe... see you the day after gloknor"
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