Glomp Syndrome

What is Glomp Syndrome?

When after being glomped so many times you start to suffer from cracked ribs, diziness and a vague longing for air.... O_O

Girl: *runs and glomps her boyfriend*

Boy: Can't... breathe....

Girl: Oh sorry! *lets go*

Boy: Dude, you glomp me so much I think i'm suffering from glomp syndrome.

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