Glompers

What is Glompers?

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.

Mccourt

1. A person who is a drunk, and cannot hold a job. This kind of person would spend what money they had on beer, not their starving children..

Ninja Monkey

1. Masturbating in a public place dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week. See ninja, monkey, masturbating, masturbate,..

Astralkup

1. A state of extreme boredom. "God this episode of the O.C. is making me astralkup" See Tolkien..

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