Glompers

What is Glompers?

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.

Equalty

1. Used by small resort town chief's of police attempting to impress city council and officers in lectures, memos and emails. "w..

Money Jar

1. When you take a q-tip, swab the cheese that's build up on your penis all day, coat the inside of a mason jar with it, and then seal..

You Are Doing It Wrong

1. The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly. Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife- Person: YOU ARE ..

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