Glompf Edit Meaning

1. A large fetal being with a chapped penis head and hands that runs around with a speach impediment and club feet. Commonly found in Sout..

1. to take a huge crap. like one that fills the toilet bowl.like there is crap everywhere. ernest!!! we got a situation man, there is shit..

1. The first available spot. First stool at a bar (strip bar), the first parking slot, etc. Such as, "Hey, look at that! A front tit..