Glomph

What is Glomph?


1.

is a very tight hug given by one person to another.

Beth glomphed Tony.

See Tony

2.

Is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

My full name is Jerry Glomph Black

3.

The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.

I glomph

You glomph

He/She/It glomphs

We glomph

They glomph

Every(flipping)body glomphs

See hug, cuddle, snuggle, love, harass, caress, Egypt

4.

the GLOMPH is a comic figure createt 33 years a go. he is nite and wise

see glomph.de

you can meet the glomph at glomph.de

5.

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

See asdf

6.

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!


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