What is Glomph?
1.
is a very tight hug given by one person to another.
Beth glomphed Tony.
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2.
Is my legal middle name!
and has been, for over 40 years.
It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.
My full name is Jerry Glomph Black
3.
The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.
I glomph
You glomph
He/She/It glomphs
We glomph
They glomph
Every(flipping)body glomphs
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4.
the GLOMPH is a comic figure createt 33 years a go. he is nite and wise
see glomph.de
you can meet the glomph at glomph.de
5.
the affectionate act of eating another person.
* nick1 glomphs nick2
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6.
The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.
The mating call of a
Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.
If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!
