Glood

What is Glood?


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Noun.

1. A Nepalese wind instrument.

2. A unit of volume roughly equivalent to fifteen tablespoons.

3. The name of Barney Fife's parakeet.

4. One of the many greezy yellow concretions of sweat, skin & pubic hair that collect in the folds of my scrotum.

Hic modulus fibula sum, quo verdis ex flavius glood.

See narwhal, cuspidor


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