What is Glood?
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Noun.
1. A Nepalese wind instrument.
2. A unit of volume roughly equivalent to fifteen tablespoons.
3. The name of Barney Fife's parakeet.
4. One of the many greezy yellow concretions of sweat, skin & pubic hair that collect in the folds of my scrotum.
Hic modulus fibula sum, quo verdis ex flavius glood.
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When a publisher or college switches editions of a textbook on you, turning $100 into a nickel.
Goddam those bastard publishers edition..
