What is Gloopy Sampson?
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When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the
hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.
It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
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