Gloopy Sampson

What is Gloopy Sampson?

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

See poop, shit, error, toilet, crap, bathroom, gross

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