What is Glootfutabitz?
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When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.
This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
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a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.
Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump..
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an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pen..