Gloria In Excelsis

What is Gloria In Excelsis?


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Gloria "GoldenGrowler" Blumenthal, the popular proprietressand resident vocalistof the EXCEL SISCAFE*.

(*Formerly the High Plains Drifter saddle saladbar)

"Is Gloria in Excelsis tonight?" is the question on the lipsof everyone, as they stroll across Byron Plaza towards Arkansas' most popular eatery, hoping to find the buxom, bottle blondesongstress presiding behind the bar - or at the piano, where she is happy to tinkle the ivoriesand belt out such favourites as "Bobbie'sGirl" and " Log Cabin Lullaby" in her uniquely ebullient style.

At the EXCELSIS, the candle-lit ambience is redolentof traditional Southernhospitality and serviceis swiftand friendly. The portions are generously largeand there is no threat of meat rationing! Patrons are invited to start with a complimentary Urbanity Sunrisecocktail and make a leisurely choice from an ample array of home-cooked dishes such as clambake sandwich, country pie, true grit sfresh from the toasterand jellied eelin lettucecurtains.

"Were it not for Gloria and the Excelsis Cafe, the city of Urban Flats would be a poorer and duller place," claims cultural arbiter and localauthor Byron Platts, who describes the vibrant venueas "heaven below" and the golden-haired entertainer as "America'sEdith Piaf - a silver tongued sparrowof the South."

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