Glorious Disaster

What is Glorious Disaster?


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An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.

Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”

Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”

Vinny: “Yeah”

Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”

See disaster, glorious, disasterous, bad idea, nightmare, sloppy, mess


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