What is Glorious Mess?
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A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.
Random Words:
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One who excels in the art of sexual assault.
See chimichangas.
"Travis, you rape artist, stop trying to touch my jaggon!"
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Whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman, either before or after ejaculation.. The male must defecate on her garments. Preferably t..
