What is Glorious Mess?
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n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..
