What is Glork?
1.
A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.
A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.
Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.
Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as
"I was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself."
"Glork!! It's gone!"
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2.
To kill someone, particular in an execution.
"The king's order is to glork the prisoner"
3.
A professional pro-Microsoft
A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.
A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.
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4.
A comic book style sound effect. Usually in reference to stuffing more than the space allows in ones mouth or throat.
She attempted to engulfed my manhood with a single swift motion. (Queue comic sound text bubble labeled "Glork!")
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5.
an expression of great agitation, usually acompanied with some type of emotional frustration or loss of words; also a imitation of a gutteral sound
"You... you..." Glork! "I can't believe you!"
6.
To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.
I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.
