Glorkle Edit Meaning

1. when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper. Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh s..

1. "Gift" for your date to get her drunk to ensure a root. Usually cheap wine. Took her out to the park with a cheap bottle o&ap..

1. A person who is a complete noob. the word is a mixture of carnivore and noob. noobavore: how can i get to lumbridge? me: go away you s..