Glorp Edit Meaning

1.

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

2.

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).

GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...

See DT

3.

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration

whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!

See shit, damn, fuck, damnit, hell, bitch

4.

A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.

Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!

See gook, slime, solid, liquid

5.

A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.

Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!