What is Glory Wipe?
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The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.
"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"
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Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.
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Willingly unemployeed, ie Choosing not to work
Created by David Alexander Bell... Aka Le Gange Aka Le Bellbag
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A pair of batty boys, or homosexuals.
*Julian Clary and Boy George enter a pub together*
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