What is Glory Wipe?
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The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.
"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"
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akin to royally screwed. Means to be in a most unfavorable predicament.
After wrecking the car, there was no doubt in his mind that he ..