What is Glory Wipe?
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The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.
"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"
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The small penis of a man with more mullet than his short neck can handle.
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intoxicated to the point of non-existence
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