What is Glory Wipe?
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The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.
"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"
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to own above all recognition
"I just killed 5 people without dying on Halo, I sure did crankilate!"
See crank, krank..