Glossolollerskates

What is Glossolollerskates?

An uncontrollable urge to speak and/or type in leet/SMS abbreviations.

Last night Bob was hit with a case of glossolollerskates. He couldn't stop saying things like roffle. We all wanted to smack him.

See leet, sms, uncontrollable, internet

T-status

1. Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. Peo..

Sloppy Sandbox

1. To chew a mouthful of crackers - preferably crispy ones, such as Triscuits - spit them into a woman's vagina and then eat her out. ..

#1 Jersey

1. When you perform anal sex on a woman, and get your prick all crappy, then you titty bang her, wiping the scheisse between her boobs and..

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