What is Glossy Man?
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A man that has succumbed to the highest form of a metrosexual. They are easy to smell from far distances due to large amounts of expensive cologne and walk like they have furniture in their rectum, however, they are not homosexuals nor are they using a butt plug, they are just wearing skinny pants that are too tight. They are label whores and carry purses- even if it is a J. Spade, it is still a PURSE. They, like glossy girls, enjoy an orange hue fake tan and may wear make up but not necessary.
You wouldn't be so horny if you weren't such a glossy man! Grow some testicles, dude!
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