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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe t..
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1.When one jizz's on a cookie and then proceeds to slam said cookie into some ones face with considerable amount of force.
2.It ca..
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when the vagina is offered up on a platter complete with a big juicy pattie.
"mmmmmmmm. i was so hungry that V-platter pattie fill..