What is Glotograph?
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noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.
Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".
Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
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The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.
"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
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Masturbate. Or having sex with yourself.
My girl friend left so I am dating myself tonight...
