Glovemunch

What is Glovemunch?

1. Name of a footballer who wears gloves during a match.

2. On Pro Evo, an insult used to a player suggesting that they are useless and munch on their gloves.

3. An insult used to describe a retard, spastic or window licker

4. Liverpool Footballers

*Kezman misses an easy chance on PES on Playstation*

Joe: "Oh my fucking god Kezman! You fucking Glovemunch! What is your aim in life? Your Crap! Go Die in a hole!

Blaine: "hahaha"

Joe: "Shut Up Blaine, Your nothing but a complete Shinfucking, Glovemunching, RockFace!"

See rockface, joe, blaine, pes

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