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When you jack off, and you wake up the next morning with zits on your face, or better yet in or around your belly button. That is a sur..
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Proper Pheasanting Techniques:
1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.
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wrinkly labia that hangs out of the vagina excessively resembling boiled cabbage.
damn, you see that broads beat puss?? She had some s..