What is Glow In The Dark Towel?


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When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for MicrosoftSongsmith.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?

Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?

Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

See crap, useless, garbage, retarted, bullshit, stupid, douchbag, microsoft


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