Gluck

What is Gluck?


1.

The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.

I busted the hugest Peter North four roper when I watched that new gluck video.

See glucking, blow job, rough, gag, gagging, gagger, deep throat

2.

Contraction for "good luck". Frequently used in the context of AIM for convenience.

"Hey, gluck on ur exam tomorrow."

See good luck, aim, contraction, lazy

3.

- verb (used with object)

1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)

2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.

3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun

4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.

5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.

1. "Who glucked my ipod?"

2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."

4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."

5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."

See steal, thief, thievery, sketchy, metrosexual, lie

4.

One who is decidedly bad at sliding across desks with surface areas too small for such an accomplishment.

Joe pulled a Gluck the other day

Yeah, what a n00b

See gluck, dan, joe, wetzel

5.

The act of being tickled underneath the chin area.

Hannah glucked Stephanie and Amanda in the driveway with her hand.

See gluck, glucking, tickling, tickled

6.

Gluck - to take something either yours or stolen and trade it for drugs..

EXAMPLE -Watch, T. V, rings, jewlery and trade it for drugs.

My loser brother stole my favorite expensive Movado watch and glucked it for some marijuana.

See trade, drugs, goods, cocaine, pot, marijuana

7.

Someone who think they know everything

You are such a gluck!


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