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When you're masterbating, your hand slips off the head of your penis. Thus, messing up your special time.
Dude, last night I was ..
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very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea
You can't run out of the room, I'm experi..
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The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.
$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dud..
