Glue Poo

What is Glue Poo?

1.

An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of pootypically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.

Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”

Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”

See poo, crap, poop, turd, dump, toilet, feces, shite, excrement, dung, dookie, doodoo

2.

when your poo is so tacky it sticks to everything and anything.

honey someone took a shit and they had glue poo, better grab a wire brush

See shit, poo, shat, crap
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