Glump Edit Meaning

1.

(n) A great, big hug.

"She needs a glump," said a random guy.

"Okay..." said second random guy.

"Give her one!!!" said random guy.

"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.

See glumper, glumping, blergh

2.

Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.

did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:

See hump, glomp, glump, humping, anime, jump, on, raep, rape

3.

Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.

"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."

See glump, water, drop, mouth, gulp

4.

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

See glump, stupid, sluggish, ugly, fat

5.

to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"

forms:

to glump

glumped

glumping

glumper

"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"

See blumpkin, anal, penetration

6.

Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.

"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.

See brown kid

7.

A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia

B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia

A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."