Glumpkin

What is Glumpkin?


1.

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"

Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

See glumpy, sex, blump, blow, wien

2.

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!

OR....

I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

See blumpkin, gummer, blow job, bj, oral sex, head, toilet

3.

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

See blumpkin, gummer, bj, blow job, oral sex, head, shit, dump

4.

while getting oral sex you play guitar hero

I wouldnt stop playing guitar hero when my girlf friend was over, so she ended up giving me a glumpkin

See glumpkin, guitar hero, blumpkin, oral sex, blow job, bj, zj, hj

5.

When a dude recives oral sex (from a girl or a guy)while taking a shit on the toilet.

Yeah i liked that girl, but she wouldnt even gimme a glumpkin so i droped that bitch.


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