Glurker

What is Glurker?

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurkerbut, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:

"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

Pronapstination

1. When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activiti..

Excessive Consuption Disorder - Ecd

1. Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determin..

Cut The Grass

1. To trim or shave the pubic hair I told that nigga he betta cut the grass if he expec' ME to suck on hiz thing, cause otherwise I c..

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