What is Glurp?
1.
A large pile of a white mysterious substance.
She had a big glurp in her hand.
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2.
Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles
you are a fucking glurp
3.
To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.
Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.
I think glurping is gross.
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4.
green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss
(a teenage girl)
what is that? Glurp?
your such a glurp!
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5.
A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.
Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!
6.
the sound COOL snakes make
look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.
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7.
the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.
when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..
