Glurp

What is Glurp?


1.

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

See glurp

2.

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

3.

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

See dandruff

4.

green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)

what is that? Glurp?

your such a glurp!

See girl, teen, gross, puss

5.

A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.

Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!

6.

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

See anonymous

7.

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..


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