Glutching

What is Glutching?

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?

Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

Judge Rules?

1. Something that is used to end an argument. the 'judge' is a third party outside of the argument. larry: No way, Larry's ..

Unreasonable

1. people who dogmatically and absurdly persist in disagreeing with one's own dogmatic and absurd beliefs. see the work of John Rawls..

Lan Wanker

1. One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party. Look at that guy, he's lan wanking! See Allen..

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