Glutching

What is Glutching?

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?

Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

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