Glutching

What is Glutching?

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?

Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

Emptage

1. Noun. 1)Annoying leech who sucks the life out of people 2) Twat "HAY GUYTHZ!!!!!!" "Fuck off Emptage" See Andi..

Esmerelda

1. a joint made up of "roaches" you have three roaches in the ashtray, why don't you roll up an esmerelda? See joint, roac..

Quag-gasm

1. When the male is just about to ejaculate, he shouts out the word "giggaty!" Bryan plugged in to Sophia... 2 minutes later he ..

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