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To very heavily and visibly rub at your itchy bollocks (testes)
Excuse me, I need to do a man scratch.
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Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.
I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.
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when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature ..