Gnard

What is Gnard?


1.

Like nard, but a better spelling.

You suck total gnard.

See nard, gnard, nards, gnards

2.

Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G" is indeed silent when pronouncing this ugly word. Not to be confused with a "nard" which is some kind of weird cracker slang for testicle.

A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.

"I fear the penis of a French man--they are likely to have a gnard."

See foreskin, smegma, hooded ninja, flapper, sharpei


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