Gnarfle The Garthak

What is Gnarfle The Garthak?


1.

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.

Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

See Santi


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