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Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men..
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Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you ha..
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English. To take a day off work/ school for no apparent reason.
Mate A - Don't feel like working today.
Mate B - Take one for the..
