Gnarly Mother Edit Meaning

1.

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).

2. Does not have to don a mullet.

3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).

4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.

5. Tattos on neck/head.

6. Has a permanent tan.

7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."

Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

See mullet