Gnarsnob

What is Gnarsnob?


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-noun

A surfer or radical youth who knows that his judgment on surfing, waves, and other water sports related accessories is paramount to none. This youth is stereotypically a teenage boy although gnarsnobs exist in every age group and span both genders. Gnarsnobs are known for their carefree “no shoes, no shirt, no problem” attitude which is physically manifested in their relaxed attire typically of “board shorts” flip-flop sandals and surf related tee-shirts. Although a gnarsnob is comprised of many one dimensional elements, his defining feature is his insistence on his superior knowledge of surfing and of surfing lifestyle.

Dude the fucking beach was so gnarly today it was like fucking 8 foot breakers, all the gnarsnobs were there.

See hang loose, chill, knar, bro


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