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This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.
500lb Alan..
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A highly sarcastic way to lol. Usually followed by a long silence with an emphasis on "lawls."
Jack: Well, that sucked.
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Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, o..