Gnguumphhf

What is Gnguumphhf?


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"Gnguumphhf "-- (pronounced through the nasalas a one syllable word; often confused with primative caveman slang. It must be presented in an uncomfortable and unattractive tone to impose a mass unappeal to women and men alike)

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YOU STAY CLASSY ZASTOKE

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(this scene takes place in the elivator of an office building with 4 women and 1 brandon)

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(one girl says to another girl)"Have you upside-down hugged your boyfriend yet?"

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(she replies)"No. I heard its not worth it."

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(third girl interjects) "Only if you steal your friends bed and do it there with out asking him."

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(BRANDON) "Gnguumphhf! I did that before."

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(last girl on elevator uses telepathic powers to tell Brandon that he is a moron... everybody else does too.)

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originated in encinitas, ca

See gnguumphhf, wildlife, carlsbad, encinitas


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