Gnipophobia

What is Gnipophobia?


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The fear of -

- short people

- middle aged men wearing lampshades

- yetis/wild beasts

- green eyed monsters

Midget 1: Hey.

Normal sized person 1: AH! Don't talk to me, I have gnipophobia!

Midget 1: Sorry, I didn't know.

Normal sized person 1: *retreats and assumes fetal position*

See midget, yeti, chewbacca, lampshade


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