Gnome Cheese

What is Gnome Cheese?


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Okay, this takes some explaining.

1. First of all, take the world 'homeboy' then old-peopleize it, and a middle-aged hippy would change it slowly into home-cheese. So. Instead of saying 'home-cheese' we can now say 'gnome cheese'.

2. Cheese made by a gnome.

Will- "WuzzAAAAp Gnome Cheese???"

Mrs. B- "William I AM YOUR TEACHER, FOR GOD'S SAKE"

Will- "I know, I was talkin' to Nick. He's my gnome cheese."

Nick- (Cracking up, falls out of chair with laughter)

Will's mom- "I got some great new Goat Cheese at the store."

Will- "You know what's eighty times better for you than Goat cheese??? Gnome cheese."

Will's mom- "What???"

Will="Gnome cheese. Cheese, made by a gnome. It's packed with dairy and the balls are usually rolled in nuts. Gnome cheese is packed with antioxidants."

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