Gnome Toss

What is Gnome Toss?

To change from missionaryto upright isolation. That is: interrupt mid-thrust to toss the woman aside violently. Best performed on an anniversary.

"What, Dean, you were saying...?"

"Right, John, sorry -- I was just saying that if this bitch shorts my stock again, I'm just going to hit it, quit it, and pull a gnome toss."

"Yeah, sounds reasonable. Lunch?"

See missionary, position, toss, gnome, throw, woman

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