Gnometoys

What is Gnometoys?

A small company which has recently risen to be one of the world's top manufacturers of Heavy Industrial Lubricants and refurbished condoms.

Man: "Honey, we're out of Anal-eze again!"

Man2: "Just call GnomeToys, their prices are great and their delivery is super quick!"

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