Gnomie

What is Gnomie?


1.

a small, strange looking animal that appears to be a cross between a shark, a seal, a shrimp, a small dog, a bug, a donkey, and a rabbit. it is extremely attracted to cheese. (aka, my dog)

look at that gnomie! it's kinda cute!

here, gnomie!

See cheese, dogs, donkey, bugs, gnomie

2.

A person that is like a good friend but is short. Sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.

"What's up my gnomie?!

See beast, friend, hoss

3.

n.

1. A lawn gnome wearing excessive bling.

2. An African-American lawn gnome.

American rap artist T-Painis said to have multiple gnomies in his lawn.

See gnome, lawn gnome, homie, bling, african american

4.

a bffl that you met like three days prior to the establishment of gnomie-hood.

yo nigguh we gnomies already we met at the party last week

See gnomie, homie, nigguh, nigger, bffls, bffl

5.

Typically a gnomie can be found chilling with his other gnomies. Can also be found stealing rocks from yards, passed out on a bathroom floor, tipping taxi drivers $1 on a $20 ride, etc. A gnomie will NOT be found in Portland.

Q: What are you doing tonight?

A: Going to chill with my gnomie (s).

See drunk, drink, drank, drinking, taxi


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